Post your quotes here!

These are the old ones from VCES days....

Snakeye: INHALE MY BALLS
VCES>Craig: assistance on the aiport roof, we have a lamer
Justin: attention, the server is hacking or there is a glitch
VCES>TheFonZ IS GONNA FUCKIN KILL the next exploding car he almost dies next to >:E >:E >:E
[TAT]Tanner: theres a cheater doontoon
[TAT]Adam: No wonder you guys are the most hated clan in VCES.
[EDS]MINS: my anal is melting
VCES>Div: everyone try and kill me
Adolf.Hitler killed himself
=FBI=: hey there peapole
VCES>Jonas: u know.. thin poo
VCES>Jonas: el explosivo excremento
{HsF}SHaT: VCES HAVE SHIT ON THEIR EARS
Me: Every body cavity must have something in it before you can call it pr0n!
Ratt: i suck donkey dick and trust anything
Kevuwk: yeah, i've been busty
Robpol86: if i were your mom, i would have sex with your dad
Johnline: send me pics of your fanny
Talidan: Guys stop talking about penis's you're giving me an erection
shushpup: IM NOT RETAREDED
MAD_BOY: you god damn illeterates
Talidan: you dont need to put 'fat' and 'american' in the same sentance.
Ratt: i love a good teabag, me
Rambo: iam rambo i can speak englisch and iam frizendly
Ratt: women suck dick? no one told me
Ratt: omfg my mums got a cucumber in her bedroom draw
littlewhitey: theres a 0% chance of us getting any on christmas
Ratt: well at least me mums good in bed
Thesord: I... tried to fuck a dog in the ass
MAD_BOY: everything above 17 inch is too big for me

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